After taking stock of my hair line,
skin and inner harmonious balance within my local Boots Pharmacy I finally saw the light:
Oh happy me, for you are there for us
Right now in this new balding light of day, and all I can say
Is I feel so jolly, blinking Regenerous.
Ha ha and Glory-be, for now there is no denying
My Lord Pan Ten Pro Vee,
That you are truly, scientifically, age defying.
And so I pray to all your saints in their wrinkling disguise
I praise, ‘Oily Yu Lay’ to your Pentapeptides
For You let me rise and flow to be, me.
To be radically free
To activate in jollops and dollops of refilled truth
The Total Effect 7 of my Liposome-ic youth.
You see, a long long time ago for true
All I really knew was that yellowed cream sludge,
In a pot, that quietly grew dust upon my bathroom cabinet top.
Until once a year its Vaseline slug would ooze thick and smear upon
Chap and crack and spot and that was it, a simply sticky sludge-cream solution
To paste on my face post ablution.
But oh oh happy me I’m now saved in a new and evolving trinity
Of Nutriluim, Regenerum and Pan Ten Pro Vee
Yes Yes Yes
Nutrillium, Regnerum and Pan Ten Pro Vee.
But low, behold and oh blige me to this ever increasing changing flux,
For now what stirreth in yonder bright green box?
Not Niva-Quo 10 for my anti frizz lox?
But yes my friend and plus plus for it truly beggars all belief
Only a Deepening Real Joy of 7,927 Tingling Mint-leaf
To moisten and expand my Original Source of heaven
My Omega 3
And of course silly me
My Fully Proactivated VO of 7.
All change if you please, my brows, my pout, my gait, my OM
Re-grout, Re-lift my face my bum
And firmly take me in your hand, Rehydrate, Re-perfect, nay Drama Clean
All my Q10 Plus,
Nutragene all the Naicin 3 inside of me
All my SP15, Keratine, Pro-Enhancing Vitamin D
Yes Yes Yes
Fibro fill me so I can sprout deeply within
Your gushing rushing media flush of Liquid Germaneering
Oh happy Caffeine lightweight me,
You Multi-effect my anxiety
You Equaderm, Pro-firm and soothe away
My Facial Burn and Razor Cut
In Guava, Argon, Cashmere Carbon, Pure
For as you say, you even work from the very first use
And that’s a very handy trick to have my son
You can Propolis me in your 3 minute Pro-Retinal
Honey Bee Juice
All day long.
Until I come to sleep and you night night me
Until you Nivea-Barricade all of my fatigue
And so so sensitively validate all my dreams in
Iceronic Grape Night Creams.
And so to sleep, to worry and perspire
Within the secret fantasy that I could retire
And dare escape your ever increasing spell.
For can’t you see and can’t you tell
Don’t get me wrong
My new every moment Omni-Portioned Silver Serum,
But for true, you could release me,
For you knew, you had me at
Pan Ten Pro Vee all along.’
And so sleep I do until the mourning kingdom come:
‘Allo my Gold Tantastic son.’
Fifth Mindfulness Training: Nourishment and Healing
‘Aware of the suffering caused by unmindful consumption, I am committed to cultivating good health, both physical and mental, for myself, my family and my society, by practising mindful eating, drinking and consuming……I am determined not to try cover up my loneliness, anxiety, or other suffering by losing myself in consumption.’
Oh yes, I temporarily forgot (again).